
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 | 18.00 |
She’s dressed cute. That does not mean she’s friendly.
The Try Me. I’m Bored. Female Goose T-Shirt pairs a polished, feminine goose with the exact expression of someone who has entirely too much free time and questionable patience. Soft ringspun cotton and a semi-fitted cut keep it comfortable for everyday wear, while the attitude does the heavy lifting.
Pretty. Petty. Potentially Problematic.
100% ringspun cotton, with fiber content varying slightly by color
Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable everyday comfort
Semi-fitted cut that follows your shape without clinging
Ribbed-knit collar and shoulder tape to help maintain structure
Side seams and double-needle hems for added durability
Tear-away label for extra comfort
True-to-size fit
Meets applicable safety and compliance standards
Keep Her Looking Unbothered
Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
And Remember…Boredom is dangerous. Especially when the goose is already dressed for it.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold the shirt's shape longer and lend it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium.
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