”Kitchen Criminal” - Pickleball Paddle Set with Balls
| 7.5'' × 15.5'' | |
| Width, in | 7.50 |
| Height, in | 15.50 |
Repeat Offender. Zero Remorse.
Some people avoid the kitchen. You practically have a permanent address there. Complete with an official case file, ridiculous charges, and a reporting officer named P. Etty, this paddle is for the player who’s been accused of excessive dinking, reckless paddle conduct, and making opponents question their life choices. Every detail was designed to reward anyone who stops long enough to read it, making this paddle as entertaining off the court as it is dangerous on it. Consider this your official notice: the kitchen belongs to you now.
Evidence Collected
Premium 100% wood paddle construction with durable black edge
Soft poly-cotton wrapped handles for a comfortable, secure grip
Vibrant, high-resolution artwork printed on both sides
Includes two matching paddles, two plastic pickleballs, and a convenient carry bag
Standard paddle size: 7.5” × 15.5” (19.05 cm × 39.37 cm)
Destroy the Competition. Not the Paddle.
Use a soft brush or damp cloth to remove dust and dirt after play.
And Remember…If you’re reading your own charges, you’ve already lost the appeal.
100% wood
Paddles are made from 100% wood, that have a black edge and soft, comfortable handles
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt.
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