
| 7.5'' × 15.5'' | |
| Width, in | 7.50 |
| Height, in | 15.50 |
Proceed at Your Own Risk
This isn’t a warning. It’s a prediction. Designed for players who don’t believe in taking it easy, this paddle lets everyone know exactly what kind of match they’re walking into. With its luxury warning-label design, crowned pickleball crest, and unapologetic attitude, it’s made for the player who’s equal parts precision and pettiness. Whether you’re dropping impossible dinks, winning the kitchen battle, or casually reminding your opponents whose court they’re wandered onto, this paddle does all the talking before you even serve.
What’s Included Before Things Get Personal
Premium 100% wood paddle construction with durable black edge
Soft poly-cotton wrapped handles for a comfortable, confident grip
Vibrant, high-resolution artwork printed on both sides
Includes two paddles, two plastic pickleballs, and a convenient carry bag
Standard paddle size: 7.5” × 15.5” (19.05 cm × 39.37 cm)
Handle With Confidence
Use a soft brush or damp cloth to remove dust and dirt after play.
And Remember…If they take the paddle personally, they were never ready for the match anyway.
100% wood
Paddles are made from 100% wood, that have a black edge and soft, comfortable handles
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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